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Mexican People




Hola Jorge! Andale, andale, arriba, arriba— I don’t even know if I said that right
Sorry, I don’t speak Mexican
Ay yo Jorge, can you hand me a burrito?
Por favor?

I am a Mexican, my card is greenish
My last name is probably Gonzalez Martinez
I’d help you mow your lawn, but me no speaky English
That’s why my only job is selling tacos or cleaning
I don’t drink alcohol, less it’s tequila
I hate when people say tor-tilla… bi***, it’s tortilla
I don’t need a SUV, or an umbrella
Why? I got a donkey and sombrero

Because I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand
Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band
I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van
What’d you expect? I’m Mexican…

Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico
And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…
The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo…. oh oh
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…
We’re Brown People

I am a Mexican, yes, I speak Spanish
But only when you’re around, so you can’t understand it
Yes I like nachos, dipped in Mexican salsa
Yo quiero Taco Bell, until they shot my chihuahua
If you’re Latino, or latina, then you’re Mexican
If you’re from Spain or Argentina, you’re still Mexican
If you speak any Portuguese, you’re still Mexican
And if your name is Luis, then you’re Mexican

te entiendo perfectamente en mi etapa Gay ponía que pollas y no me gusta señalar pero corriendo salía Rotor y Bonox a comentar y algún sarasa más . No me los quiero imaginar en un quedada la de pollas que se comerían, pero es un suponer. El quE borra sí que es maricón..........

28/04/2022 - 12:26pm
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